…and i have no valentine. who will send me flowersssssssss……………………….. i think it’s important that i completely freak the hell out over something as inane as not getting flowers on feb 14.
bear with me as i freak the hell out for a bit
ack!
eek!
oh no!
woe is me!
what will i do?
no one loves me!
i should dye my hair red. no wait, i was freaking out…
ack!
eek!
woe!
sigh.
now that i’ve gotten that over with, let’s think about this: i can’t be loveless on valentine’s day! i can’t! how will i fix this? what should i do? how can i find a beau who offers flowers AND fine chocolates in less than a month’s time!?!?
in the words of LL Cool J, I Need Love! hey, is LL free on that day?