…i thought i’d blog a wee bit. yes, i said i’m baking an apple cake. because i cook things. all the damn time. just moments ago, i was chopping up apples on my pampered chef cutting board with the built in measuring cups, because i’m so hardcore i need my measuring cups right there on the board, yo. so i will reiterate that i am not single because of my inability to cook. i am single because the universe is flippin’ twisted and difficult, but not because i can’t feed a man. bite me, but don’t bite my apple cake; i’m takin’ that to work in the morning.