To celebrate Chiquita’s birthday, there will be fireworks everywhere!!!
Given the recent health scares (no more dying, geez!), I’m super grateful that Chiquita’s around to celebrate this bday at all. I’m glad my fearless wingman is doing well (despite the curse of the crushed turtle, but blame the ninja for that) and that I can go back to being the center of attention like I’m supposed to be!!
Happy Birthday, Chiquita! (remember when you tanned yourself into another ethnicity, omg! or the wayne’s world ride! or love shack karaoke?! here’s to a million more remember whens!)
Ahhh I do remember all of that and more. Yes, yes you shall have the attention center back once again. Do we need a formal ceremony? Perhaps like the passing of the torch? A symbolic gesture? Let me know we can schedule something with my people and your people.