The photos I took at my own birthday soiree weren’t all that great, I’m told. Everyone is all blurry and obviously the camera angle is all crooked…and yeah, yeah, I’ve heard that I must have been so sloshed to take such horrible pictures.
It’s truth time. It’s time to come clean about those photos, time to come clean about my friends in those photos. I can’t be silent about this anymore.
Here’s the 411, I hope you can handle the reality, it’s pretty harsh: those photos, all those blurry photos I took from my birthday party…you need to stop making fun of them right now.
The facts are not that I was so sloshed I couldn’t take a proper photo; instead, the cold truth is that all my friends are blurry around the edges. That’s right: All my friends are blurry. Some of my friends are even askew and off center. So what? I’m ok with that! There was nothing wrong with me or my camera at my birthday party, and darn it, there’s nothing wrong with my friends, my blurry fuzzy hard to recognize friends. Blurry people are people, too, with feelings, hopes and dreams! I won’t have anymore blurry bashing; if you can’t be open minded enough to accept the blurry people in my life, you just need to move on, man, move on…