Yes, I’m supposed to be studying, but sometimes these random thoughts are very important to consider. What does Prince wear around the house? Historically, he’s always been a very fashion forward, chic sort of person. While I’ve seen photos of Madonna, for example, looking like hell on a stick as she goes out for coffee, Prince is always neat, presentable, elegant.
So.
It’s Sunday, late morning. What do you think Prince is wearing right now? Do you think he’s wearing yesterday’s tshirt (like me!) and some semi-sketchy-not-sure-when-these-were-last-washed flannel pajama pants (like me!) as midday approaches? Do you think his significant other has to be all up in his face like “Prince, you’ve been wearing that Lakers sweatshirt for what, 3 days now? What is that on the front, nacho cheese? You’ve got to put on something clean before my mother comes over and for god’s sake, brush your teeth!” Yeah, it’s hard to imagine his Royal Purpleness sniffing at his cheese-stained 3 day old sweatshirt and going “But honeyyyyyyyyyyyy, I smell fine!” Do you think he has some nasty hole riddled pair of sweatpants or flannel pj pants that his woman would set on fire if she could just get him parted from them for any length of time? I’d like to think that Prince is a regular guy. That thought comforts me.