It’s time for my birthday! There is no such thing as celebrating me too much! If my parents had given me birthday parties as a child, I wouldn’t have to overcompensate like this as an adult!
The official date is September 5, but I am open to adoration and celebration starting right now. If you have no idea what I want for my birthday, I will accept cash…and then I will kick you for not paying attention to my needs, wishes and whims.