The Return of Ghost Cat

photo by Alan Turkus http://bit.ly/1OMaehG
photo by Alan Turkus http://bit.ly/1OMaehG

 

I’m pretty comfortable living in haunted spaces. I’ve had some kooky stuff happen in the houses I’ve lived in over the years. My current house has been pretty quiet, knock wood, except for the stealthy ghost cat.

The very first night I slept in this house over a decade ago, I felt a cat jump up on my bed and curl up by my feet. I am a crazy cat lady, so I know what a cat hopping on the bed feels like, but I try to discourage my cats from sleeping in my room overnight because of my asthma. I assumed one of my kitties had snuck in as I closed my bedroom door, so I felt all around the bed for the naughty feline, and there wasn’t a cat to be found. I turned on the light, and as you might’ve guessed, no cat. This process repeated nightly for about a week, and then the phantom cat came to my bed no more.

One night last week, I climbed into bed so wide awake I worried that I wouldn’t fall asleep in time to get a good rest before work. I was running through my mental to do list in bed, and I felt it: up hopped a cat onto the mattress, curling up in a ball by my feet. My train of thought screeched to a halt as I processed this: I was completely awake, and that was surely a cat. On came the bedside lamp, and nothing to be seen.

The ghost cat has been back every night for the last few nights, but I’ve stopped turning the light on. If a kitty from the great beyond takes comfort in snoozing at my feet, so be it. The Adventures of Kat and Ghost Cat continue…

I wonder…

…how many days my home phone hasn’t been working??  Went to call my glorious cell phone provider with the home phone just now so I could be free to step through the part where I pull the battery out for the 808th time and yadda yadda…and apparently one of the cats has chewed through the phone cord.  I can’t remember the last time we tried to use the home phone, so it could’ve been a week or more!  My bad.

Maybe all the problems with my cell phone are actually part of a plot by the cats!  Maybe they figure if they cut the home phone and disable the cell phone that they can overthrow me and rule the universe.  Diabolical.  They already have me bringing them food & water and cleaning up their poo, so taking over the universe is pretty close at hand…at paw.