I love myspace surveys, those ridiculous getting to know you things…why do I do them? Because often I get so busy I can’t check in with all my friends one by one, so it’s just a silly way to stay in touch with everyone all at once, just goofy and fun. But what about everyone who isn’t on myspace?!?!?! OMG! How will you know what I’m doing right this second!!! So! Here’s a survey now…
Does the last person who put their arms around you mean anything to you?
no, I randomly hug strangers on the street because i went to warren wilson and have a compulsion to hug people (ok, actually as a result of the non-stop hugathon that was my warren wilson experience, i have all these space issues and have a hug aversion!)
Last person you texted?
the scootster
Who has your myspace password?
sometimes, not even me!
Honestly, how many people have you completely fallen for in your life?
ummmmmmmmmm, wow. that’s a hard question that i shall plead the fifth on right this instant because it would require like a 3 hour explanation.
What were you doing at 11:00 AM?
getting ready for a meeting
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
not 24/7, that’s hyper-needy
What are you doing tomorrow?
workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Are you ticklish?
in spots but really that just makes me think of that horrible video of setting tickle me elmo on fire.
What are you listening to?
pantera
How is your hair?
sticky outy
How is your heart lately?
same as its been for a while
Name something that made you frown today?
they were out of the salad dressing i wanted at lunch. otherwise, i’m not so much a frowner as a scowler. a scowl and a frown are totally different.
What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
water
Who was the last person you said “i love you” to ?
minime
What color is your phone?
silver and black
What makes you mad?
ummmm, being manipulated, game-playing and button-pushing
What do you spend most of your money on?
bills
Who was the last person to call you?
ummmmmmmmmmmm, let’s see…carole
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
if i f-ing want to, you aren’t the boss of me
How long does it take for you to take a shower?
i dunno since i’m the queen of the bubble bath
When was the last time you cried?
dunno
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
what the hell kind of question is that?
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
sure, can you blame them?? but not lately
Do you have any obsessions right now?
i think a lot about chocolate chip cookies
Where were you last night?
working from home
Do you have plans today?
working at work, and working at home
Do you like who you are, as a person?
hell yeah i do, i’m the bomb diggity
Is there one thing that is on your mind constantly?
Yes, there is, but that’s nunya.
Have you talked to a complete meany today?
i work with a whole herd of ’em
Are you wearing socks?
yes
Do you regret something you did yesterday?
i don’t do regrets
Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
no
In the past week have you gotten sick?
headache but not sick
In the past week have you gotten your hair cut?
no
Did you give anyone a dirty look today?
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i’m too freakin’ nice for my own good
Has someone disappointed you recently?
yes
Are you comfortable answering personal questions?
uhhh, sure, why do you ask? is that a new scarf you’re wearing? how are you? how’ve ya been?
Do/did you do good in school?
i must! it’s a compulsion
What are you wearing on your feet?
work type shoes
If you could pack up and move, would you?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm under the right circumstances, yep, i’d go just about anywhere in the world, yes indeedy
Do you always get along with your siblings?
when i’m not picking his pocket—damn, that pissed him off!
Relationship Status?
null
Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
no i don’t really do hate either
When is the last time you took a nap?
sunday while studying!
Do you only drink bottled water?
nah, that’s stupid
What are you listening to right now?
you just asked me that, but now it’s danzig
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
no one’s called since the last time you asked
To text you?
stop repeating questions it freaks me the hell out
To send you a Myspace message?
hmmm. The Bean?
What’s on your mind most today?
nunya nunya nunya
Something that happened today that made you angry?
nothing really
Are you happier when your single or in a relationship?
i’m happy all the time, really, it’s annoying!
Did you have chicken pox?
yup
Have you dated anyone that wasn’t good to you at times?
unfortunately, yes
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
i stifle it down because that’s totally healthy and normal, right?
How will you spend your next birthday?
i hope you’ll buy me stuff and give me cake and take care of me like you’re supposed to, ya bunch of freakin’ weasels…september 5!
Do you wear makeup?
nope, i wear sunscreen and that’s about the only necessity i roll with on a daily basis
Are you missing someone?
you bet…some living and some not.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmmmm. yeah, i guess. but not a third, fourth, fifth, sixth or seventh chance!