busy freakin’ day…so let’s do a survey

I need a break…so I’ll pause and fill out this survey from Ricardo Allejandro of the High Mountains.

 

The last person you kissed needs you at 3AM, would you go?
Hell to the yes.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
pretty much all day every day, some days it’s just easier to stifle the urge

Who did you hangout with last night?
Charter Tech Support by phone…we’re pals.

Do you miss your past?
Nah,  past makes us who we are in the present, thanks for the memories…

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
water

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yes.  RIP Chris, thought of you today when I heard Agent Orange.

What are you listening to?
An uplifting little ditty by Trivium, “When All Light Dies”

Are you going to kiss the last person you kissed again?
I take nothing for granted in this life, but if I have my way, sure thing!

What is your current mood
scattered and bouncy, the usual

Something you do a lot?
type

What did you do for Valentine’s day?
wallowed in self pity maybe????

Last person you hugged?
minime

Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
They would love it and hate it all at once in that psychotic way of theirs.

Are you frustrated?
Not at the moment.

Are you tanned?
HAVE YOU SEEN ME EVER?!?!?  I am the anti-tan.

Did you hug anyone today?
minime

Are you in a good mood?
yes indeedy

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
in front of? no one that i can recall in recent memory.  not a big boohooer, though i have had a few tears of joy moments that I can think of, but still, those were alone, private.

Are you there for your friends?
Am I where for my friends?

Do you get along with girls?
Sure, as long as they aren’t stupid bitches.

Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of the year?
At heart, yes, but a smidgen wiser I hope with each passing day.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Well, I suppose that remains to be seen, hmmm?

What were you doing at 8:00am?
sitting in the longest meeting everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Who/What made you angry today?
nothing so far, since i’ve talked to no former mr. kats today at all

Have you ever bungee jumped?
no, no plans to either, not a big heights fan—not phobic really, just not signing up to test gravity.

Where was the last two places you went besides your house?
work, dr’s office

What’s one thing you’ve learned this year?
Patience pays off bit by bit.  Some days I have more patience than others!
What’s something that really bugs you?
those who fail to understand or accept discussions rooted in fact, logic and common sense.

Taco Bell or Burger King?
Taco Bell.  I want a Mexican Pizza, no tomato.  Fire Sauce, don’t forget the Fire Sauce!

Last time you went bowling?
earlier this year at some point

Who was your last phone call?
work

Are you a bitch?
depends who you ask, I suppose…some would swear I’m a stone cold bitch or very possibly the antichrist, while others would tell you I’m a sweetheart.

another one of those myspace surveys

You know you love to read the answers to those surveys…I admit I’m addicted.  SO WHAT? It’s my blog and I’ll post surveys if I wanna!

DONT TAKE MY ANSWERS SURVEY

The only rule is you can’t use my answers…

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into
a Texaco bathroom
2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
wow, I wish I could answer that, but 1. I haven’t dated in forever and 2. I’m so low maintenance I’m usually ready to go in like one minute…hey wait, maybe that’s why I haven’t dated in forever?!?

3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
burrito

4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
nothing at all, sorry!

5- Besides golfers, what is something you’d see on a golf course?
grass

6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
I like mowing the grass unless it’s a zillion degrees outside
7-Name something you walk on?
sunshine! (get it? i’m walkin’ on sunshine ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ah, nevermind)

8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
my workplace

9-Name something that can be cherry flavored:
Me.  KoolAid.  I dunno!

10-Complete this phrase: “I’ll never forget my first _____”
broken bone
11-Name another word for “Dad”:
We call him Beavis.  Really.   Or Umpah.

12-Name another word for “Mom”
We call her Umma.

13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
bedrooms!!! ha! or checking accounts!
14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
ass.

15-Name something that is sold by the bunch?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr socks?

16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
3 seconds ago!

17-Name something you’d find on a kitchen table
at my house, probably a cat, so you need to disinfect the thing first.
18-Name something that rhymes with “d i z z y”:
Tizzy!

19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve?
probably zero, i guess.  i’ll try to do better next time!
20 -Name something you’d see in a prison:
jumpsuits, but not of the Elvis ilk.

21-Name a month with 31 days?
October! Halloween! Yeah!
22-Name an occupation where you might work all night?
third shift doughnut maker at Krispy Kreme, gawd bless ’em

ok ok ok, one more survey

I told you yesterday I’m hooked on myspace surveys. So here’s one more! Yay!

50 THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?
purple i think

2, Name one person that made you smile today?
chiquita and the prospect of nkotb

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
working and drinking copious amounts of red bull

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
working, now taking a wee break…i’ve heard i’m entitled to a couple of those a day! who knew?

5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Dagoba Eclipse

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, and it only affirmed to me that I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than a stripper.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
ROCK ON!
8, What is the best ice cream flavor?
i like most things chocolate that my dear friends ben & jerry put their name on

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
red bull
11, What was the last thing you ate?
cherries! it’s cherry time o’ year, get ’em while the gettin’s good before they’re gone

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?
roller derby
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
plain but even better with plain m&ms mixed in

15, Who is the last person you sent a message on myspace?
errrrrrrr perhaps ricardo allejandro of the high mountains

16, Ever go camping?
yes, and i just recently taught minime and her friend how to properly pee in the woods

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
a few

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
nope

19, Do you have a tan?
ummmm not so much.  i tend to be casper-like year round.
20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
depends on the mood, but if you’re gonna whip up a super bad ass fresh stir fry, i’d probably pick that over pizza most days.
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
i really like bendy straws, but i’m out of them right now.  i do periodically poke myself in the eye with straws on accident because i’m a dumbass.

22, What did your last text message say?
BITCH!
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
working

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
a lot of stuff i have to do

26, What color is your watch?
i don’t wear a watch.  please don’t give me anymore watches as gifts, unless you’re flavor flav and i guess you can give me a giant clock on a chain in that case

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
men at work livin’ in a land down under

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
drive thru

30.

What is your favorite number?
5

31, Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
scoot

32, Any plans today?
work and homework

33, How many states have you lived in?
4 i believe…
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
people who push my buttons who won’t just go away quietly

35, Last song listened to?
Buckcherry “Dead Again” and was i totally busted in traffic rockin’ out when mr. oddstar pulled up beside me this morning.  wanna sing along with me????   wait for me, darlin’, I can’t wait to see you, everyone’s losing their mind again…don’t fall in love that’s the line they will feed you, if i can’t have you i’ll be dead again, dead again…

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
slowly

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
i am the maid

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time.
barefoot!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
not at all

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
everyone, probably you!

41, Do you love anyone?
i’m chock full of love

42, Do any of your friends have children?
yep and some of my friends ARE children 🙂

43, What do you usually do during the day?
work, pretend to work, work some more, pretend some more

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
hate requires more effort than i wish to put out for those not worthy o’ my love
45, Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
i prefer “HOWDY!” or “heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!”
47, Do you like cats?
i suppose i must since they are taking over my household…i must respect the feline overlords

49,Have you ever been to Six Flags?
no

50,How did you get your worst scar?
worst scar.  hmm. well. there are the lovely marks from a decade ago from totin’ around minime as she grew from a tadpole to slightly smaller than a breadbox, or ooooo there’s the imprint of where the gauze was all embedded in my hand when i broke my arm a few years ago, kinda gross…

 

happy wednesday, all…

I’m addicted to myspace surveys

I love myspace surveys, those ridiculous getting to know you things…why do I do them? Because often I get so busy I can’t check in with all my friends one by one, so it’s just a silly way to stay in touch with everyone all at once, just goofy and fun.  But what about everyone who isn’t on myspace?!?!?!  OMG! How will you know what I’m doing right this second!!!  So! Here’s a survey now…

 

Does the last person who put their arms around you mean anything to you?
no, I randomly hug strangers on the street because i went to warren wilson and have a compulsion to hug people  (ok, actually as a result of the non-stop hugathon that was my warren wilson experience, i have all these space issues and have a hug aversion!)
Last person you texted?
the scootster

Who has your myspace password?
sometimes, not even me!

Honestly, how many people have you completely fallen for in your life?
ummmmmmmmmm, wow.  that’s a hard question that i shall plead the fifth on right this instant because it would require like a 3 hour explanation.
What were you doing at 11:00 AM?
getting ready for a meeting

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
not 24/7, that’s hyper-needy

What are you doing tomorrow?
workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Are you ticklish?
in spots but really that just makes me think of that horrible video of setting tickle me elmo on fire.

What are you listening to?
pantera
How is your hair?
sticky outy

How is your heart lately?
same as its been for a while

Name something that made you frown today?
they were out of the salad dressing i wanted at lunch.  otherwise, i’m not so much a frowner as a scowler.  a scowl and a frown are totally different.

What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
water

Who was the last person you said “i love you” to ?
minime
What color is your phone?
silver and black

What makes you mad?
ummmm, being manipulated, game-playing and button-pushing

What do you spend most of your money on?
bills

Who was the last person to call you?
ummmmmmmmmmmm, let’s see…carole

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
if i f-ing want to, you aren’t the boss of me

How long does it take for you to take a shower?
i dunno since i’m the queen of the bubble bath

When was the last time you cried?
dunno

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
what the hell kind of question is that?

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
sure, can you blame them?? but not lately

Do you have any obsessions right now?
i think a lot about chocolate chip cookies
Where were you last night?
working from home

Do you have plans today?
working at work, and working at home

Do you like who you are, as a person?
hell yeah i do, i’m the bomb diggity

Is there one thing that is on your mind constantly?
Yes, there is, but that’s nunya.

Have you talked to a complete meany today?
i work with a whole herd of ’em

Are you wearing socks?
yes

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
i don’t do regrets
Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
no

In the past week have you gotten sick?
headache but not sick

In the past week have you gotten your hair cut?
no

Did you give anyone a dirty look today?
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i’m too freakin’ nice for my own good

Has someone disappointed you recently?
yes

Are you comfortable answering personal questions?
uhhh, sure, why do you ask? is that a new scarf you’re wearing? how are you? how’ve ya been?

Do/did you do good in school?
i must! it’s a compulsion

What are you wearing on your feet?
work type shoes

If you could pack up and move, would you?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm under the right circumstances, yep, i’d go just about anywhere in the world, yes indeedy

Do you always get along with your siblings?
when i’m not picking his pocket—damn, that pissed him off!

Relationship Status?
null

Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
no i don’t really do hate either
When is the last time you took a nap?
sunday while studying!
Do you only drink bottled water?
nah, that’s stupid
What are you listening to right now?
you just asked me that, but now it’s danzig
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
no one’s called since the last time you asked

To text you?
stop repeating questions it freaks me the hell out

To send you a Myspace message?
hmmm. The Bean?

What’s on your mind most today?
nunya nunya nunya

Something that happened today that made you angry?
nothing really

Are you happier when your single or in a relationship?
i’m happy all the time, really, it’s annoying!

Did you have chicken pox?
yup

Have you dated anyone that wasn’t good to you at times?
unfortunately, yes

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
i stifle it down because that’s totally healthy and normal, right?

How will you spend your next birthday?
i hope you’ll buy me stuff and give me cake and take care of me like you’re supposed to, ya bunch of freakin’ weasels…september 5!

Do you wear makeup?
nope, i wear sunscreen and that’s about the only necessity i roll with on a daily basis

Are you missing someone?
you bet…some living and some not.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmmmm. yeah, i guess. but not a third, fourth, fifth, sixth or seventh chance!