…how many days my home phone hasn’t been working?? Went to call my glorious cell phone provider with the home phone just now so I could be free to step through the part where I pull the battery out for the 808th time and yadda yadda…and apparently one of the cats has chewed through the phone cord. I can’t remember the last time we tried to use the home phone, so it could’ve been a week or more! My bad.
Maybe all the problems with my cell phone are actually part of a plot by the cats! Maybe they figure if they cut the home phone and disable the cell phone that they can overthrow me and rule the universe. Diabolical. They already have me bringing them food & water and cleaning up their poo, so taking over the universe is pretty close at hand…at paw.