You know you love to read the answers to those surveys…I admit I’m addicted. SO WHAT? It’s my blog and I’ll post surveys if I wanna!
DONT TAKE MY ANSWERS SURVEY
The only rule is you can’t use my answers…
1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into
a Texaco bathroom
2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
wow, I wish I could answer that, but 1. I haven’t dated in forever and 2. I’m so low maintenance I’m usually ready to go in like one minute…hey wait, maybe that’s why I haven’t dated in forever?!?
3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
burrito
4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
nothing at all, sorry!
5- Besides golfers, what is something you’d see on a golf course?
grass
6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
I like mowing the grass unless it’s a zillion degrees outside
7-Name something you walk on?
sunshine! (get it? i’m walkin’ on sunshine ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ah, nevermind)
8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
my workplace
9-Name something that can be cherry flavored:
Me. KoolAid. I dunno!
10-Complete this phrase: “I’ll never forget my first _____”
broken bone
11-Name another word for “Dad”:
We call him Beavis. Really. Or Umpah.
12-Name another word for “Mom”
We call her Umma.
13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
bedrooms!!! ha! or checking accounts!
14-What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
ass.
15-Name something that is sold by the bunch?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr socks?
16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
3 seconds ago!
17-Name something you’d find on a kitchen table
at my house, probably a cat, so you need to disinfect the thing first.
18-Name something that rhymes with “d i z z y”:
Tizzy!
19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve?
probably zero, i guess. i’ll try to do better next time!
20 -Name something you’d see in a prison:
jumpsuits, but not of the Elvis ilk.
21-Name a month with 31 days?
October! Halloween! Yeah!
22-Name an occupation where you might work all night?
third shift doughnut maker at Krispy Kreme, gawd bless ’em