No one shared birthday cake with me! You’re all a bunch of cake hogging weasels. WEASELS!
But now that all these birthdays have finally passed, we can start planning MY birthday, oh yes we can! Cake! Karaoke! Paintball! (Don’t shoot my cake!) September 5 is the official date, but please be advised that I will start accepting cake, presents and general adoration from this point forward and that it is completely acceptable to celebrate me every single day.