Dear Mr. Dog,
Thank you for suggesting to Mrs. Dog that you change your wedding anniversary date to any other day in the calendar year other than September 5. I appreciate your clear understanding that it was my birthday long before you and the Mrs. wed, and that the celebration of your nuptials year after year is in direct conflict with the celebration of memememememememe ME and my birthday.
In preparation for the reaction of Mrs. Dog, I have an extra pitcher of green Kool Aid chilling in the fridge so you will have something to drink when you have been kicked out of your abode for the rest of the day. Please stop for Little Debbies on the way over.
Love, unicorns and daisies,
Kat