1.
First thing you wash in the shower?
nothing, as the diva herself prefers a bath please
2.
What color is your favorite hoodie?
grey
3.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
hell to the yes
4.Do you plan outfits?
no and i’m pretty sure that is painfully obvious
5.
What are you feeling RIGHT now?
sleepy and unmotivated
6.
Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
blackberry
7.
Do you say aim or a-i-m?
errrr, neither i suppose
8.
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
it was about work but it was nice because we had rice krispy treats and then i went to work for real and there were no rice krispy treats at all, none. what a letdown.
9.
Did you meet anybody new today?
yes
10.
What are you craving right now?
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
11.
Do you floss?
yes, i do, but not with the dexterity of a dental hygienist apparently since i usually get a floss lecture
12.
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
petit chou
13.
When was the last time you talked on aim?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like a 100 million yrs ago.
14.
Are you emotional?
About some things.
15.
Would you dance to the taco song?
wtf?
16.
Have you ever counted to 1,000?
i like to type to 1000 if i’m stressed, type every number out. really.
17.
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
i try not to have it, really. and when i do, i just sorta dig the good stuff out of it.
18.
Do you like your hair?
if i don’t, who will?!?!
19.
Do you like yourself?
i love myself. i smell nice.
20.
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes, and I was a complete total goober. Yay me.
21.
Do you like cottage cheese?
I do, but it doesn’t return the love.
22.
What are you listening to right now?
nothing but typing
23.How many countries have you visited?
dunno, but the important thing is that they let me back in the US each and every time
24.
Are your parents strict?
errrr, yes, however, at the age of 35, i’m kind of a rebel and don’t care anymore
25.
Would you go sky diving?
ohhhh nooooooooooooo thank you very much but noooooooooooooo
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
is he buying? where are we going? will we have to sit there long? i must have answers before i can commit.
27.
Would you throw potatoes at him?
well, no, i’d eat the potatoes, unless they were au gratin, then yeah, i’d throw those
28.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
ME!!
29.
Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes, including but not limited to White Castle.
30.
Do you rent movies often?
No, Blockbuster bites.
31.
Who sits in behind you in your math class?
i don’t have a math class this semester, but since i take college courses online, if there’s anyone behind me in any class, that’s weird, man, and kinda scary too
32.
Have you made a prank phone call?
i like to make ones in the office from other people’s phones so it doesn’t come from extension
33.
Do you own a gun?
i own a lot of cats that i can throw at an intruder
34.
Can you count backwards from 74?
i’m confident that i can, thank you
35.
Who are you going to be with tonight?
me in a big empty bed snoring and drooling like the sexy thing i am
36.
Brown or white eggs?
man, as long as they are refrigerated, i’m ok with either
37.
Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no
38.
Ever been on a train?
yes
39.
Ever been in love?
indeed, often enough to know that finding the whole shebang, the whole package, is a rarity worth turning the universe upside down for
40.
Do you have a cell-phone?
i have a blackberry, beeotch
41.
Are you too forgiving?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
42.
Do you use chap stick?
i am a chap stick junkie. i love it.
43.
What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
i assume she is working
44.
Can you use chop sticks?
not well
45.
Ever have cream puffs?
yes, got any to spare?
46.
Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
the movie, yep, and i actually liked it
47.
What was the last question you asked?
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
48.
What was the last CD you bought?
hmm. i dunno. CD? wow. not sure.
49.
Boys or girls?
for what purpose?
50.
What is your bus number for school?
not sure but it’s a very short bus and i wear a fanny pack with my name on it and carry butterscotch pudding inside in case my caregiver drops me off at the zoo for 7 hours and i get hungry
51.
Is your hair curly?
it is wonky, that’s a good description. curly, wavy and straight.
52.
Last time you cried?
saturday
53.
Ever walked into a wall?
yes, damn cold sake
54.
Do looks matter?
not so much. smell matters more!
55.
Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
no, what the hell is that?
56.
Have you ever slapped someone?
yes, and i fight the urge all day long
57.
Favorite time of the year?
i like october
58.
Favorite color?
black
59.
Are you sarcastic?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
60.
Do you have any tattoos?
yes, hopefully more soon
61.
The last person you held hands with?
is not here, leave your mssg at the beep
62.
Do you sleep with the TV on?
no, because the tv is in another room, so that’d just be sorta odd
63.
Where was your default picture taken at?
my default myspace photo was taken at a tat shop
64.
Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
oh yes, probably more than 33, maybe more than 333
65.
Do you like your life right now?
i think it’s headed in the right direction, but the journey can be hard sometimes
66.
How often do you talk on the phone?
as little as possible!!
67.
What is your favorite animal?
lately, the duck, loyal and true
68.
What was the most recent thing you bought?
groceries and such; the guy behind me had a roast chicken, wine and roses—i kinda wanted to follow him home just to see what was up with all that!
69.
Do you have good vision?
squinty
70.
Can you hula hoop?
no not really
71.
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
that’s a hard question.
72.
Do you have a job?
i have a life sentence it would seem
73.
Can you handle the truth?
Most of the time, yes, and I would prefer the painful truth up front to months of lies
74.
What are you wearing?
mismatched pjs
75.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes. it’s a skill i list on my resume