I try to pass them up, I try to skip them, but man, I can’t resist an overpriced juice. You know, those juices and smoothies in the reach-in cooler of the produce department. Naked Juice, Odwalla, Bolthouse Farms: the Gucci, Prada and Chanel of the fruit juice world. Gimme an Açai Berry Pomegranate blend. Or a B Vitamin infused Blueberry something. I might be having a Pineapple Passionfruit emergency.
You know how in Sleepless in Seattle they talk about the bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils and it’s all like awwwwwwwww so romantic and sweet…I pretty sure my awww is a bouquet of bendy straws and ice cold overpriced juice.