Were you single on your last birthday?
well, i was a drink whore—i was everybody’s girl, everybody’s best friend as long as they were buyin’
How much longer until your birthday?
less than 7 months, start shopping now!!!
What is an important part of a relationship?
the art of negotiation without selling your soul
How was your day today?
busybusybusy
Do you fall for people easily?
i fall OVER people easily.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex (not family) that you talked to?
the guy at the taco bell window (Hot and Fire sauce please)
What was the first thing you thought this morning?
that i don’t like getting up before the sun
Do you get drunk every weekend?
no, i only get drunk on weekdays in the office, usually by 9 AM or so I’m wearing a lampshade on my head making prank calls
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
i dunno?
What was the last thing you laughed out loud about?
silly stuff with minime
Are you a cuddler?
not so much
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes
Are you friends with your neighbors?
not really, but they’ve been here for potlucks and stuff
Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
what underwear would that be?
Who was last to cook for you?
the executive chef at Taco Bell
What’s the relationship between the last guy/girl you texted?
ex husband number 1
Night out or night in?
night in probably, i’ve been tired since new year’s
Anyone upset you lately?
yes, several someones
Last night you felt?
at my wit’s end
What do you carry with you at all times?
caffeine, chip on my shoulder and an asthma inhaler
Where did you spend most of your time yesterday?
work
Would you rather have something heart-shaped or star shaped?
well, i have a star in the sky already, so i guess i’m missing the heart
Are you happy with your current relationship status?
let’s define happy??
Who was the last friend that listened to you vent?
daisy at work, she’s a good listener because she can relate!
Will you be up before 7AM tomorrow?
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Did you have a dream last night?
i had a dream about work and i woke up so freakin’ confused
If your most recent ex called you right now, would you answer?
yeah, i would
What is something that you’re looking forward to?
covert operations
Do you have an older brother?
no, my bro is younger, but i am smarter, hotter and lots more fun!
Relationship status: Single? Taken? Complicated?
can i choose all 3? or is there a secret 4th option?
Do you need to say anything to someone?
actually, i keep trying to, but they keep bailing on me
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
yeah, but outta my hands really