Baby bro o’ mine wanted to go see I Am Legend. The previews didn’t light my fire, but if there’s a remote possibility of see Will Smith in the shower like in I, Robot, I’m in. So off we went to Cinebarre to see what the movie was all about.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd how depressing! Spoiler alert–spoiler ahead… THE DOG DIES! C’mon, now, alien creatures leaping out of people’s abdomens, spiders hatching out of someone’s face: that’s the kind of stuff I can handle. But when the beloved scene-stealing dog dies, geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Nevermind that the whole movie is pretty much one big apocalyptic bummer, but the dog has to die?!
If you’re suicidal or depressed in any way, skip this movie. I’m not saying it’s a bad movie, nope, just that it’s not uplifting or smiley. Dead dog = sad movie. (but I did get to see Will Smith shirtless so it was at least worth the price of admission)
Thank you for the warning. NO WAY am I going now. I think I would scare the people around me.