If you need someone to sue, or need someone to blame, I’ve got your guy.
Need someone to bitch at?
Need a whipping boy?
Need a scapegoat?
Yep, I’ve got your fellow.
Direct all your life’s problems & complaints to J.D. Dog, 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Sunny South Ashevegas,NC 00666
OK. So not his actual address…but it’s enough to know that whatever the problem, you can blame the Dog.