Tell us something about your ex?
One of my ex’s is dealing with cancer right now, and that’s tough. I still think of us as younguns, and cancer is something for old people, you know?
How tall is the last person you hugged?
she’s getting closer and closer to my height every day
Do you think you are a good person?
Today, I’ve had my doubts.
Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
Same one I wore to work: a sweater that I shrank in the dryer. None of my sweaters reach my wrists.
What woke you up this morning?
First one alarm clock, then the other clock, and I was still tired enough to fall back asleep even with all the noise.
What is the last movie that you watched?
Twilight with the tweenagers
What did you do today?
Worked, had my parade rained on and my cornflakes pissed in, opened this here bottle o’ wine
The way to win your heart?
Winning it is easy if you’re a good candidate, keeping it is the challenge
Has someone ever broken your heart?
yesssssssssssssss, broke it, poured kerosene on it, set it on fire and walked away
What were you wearing at 9am this morning?
some semblance of work clothes, i would be more productive if i could wear my pjs and be barefoot, but i doubt they would appreciate that much at ye olde office.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
water. but i’m liking the wine way better.
What were you like a year ago?
i was like this, only a year younger, i suppose. maybe a little less world-weary.
What’s irritating you now?
there are simply no words to state that clearly at this time, so really, let’s ignore it and it will go away.
Do you like chinese food?
well, i went to asiana today but i had the thai curry chicken, so i don’t know if that counts exactly, but i like asiana!
Do you get distracted easily?
hmmm, what?
Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change?
how they are right this second? no, change is requisite.
What do you do when you’re stressed out?
well, today i’m drinking this bottle of wine and will soon take a hotttttttttt bubble bath. i’d like to run or jump or something crazy, but my left ankle is still all weak and gimpy, so i’ll have to settle for drinking and soaking.
Are you growing apart from someone close?
everybody can bite me today.
What will you be doing in three hours?
brooding. that sounds like a plan.
What is/are your favorite colors?
black, dark black, darkest black
Why did you last laugh really hard?
poor taste is a handicap, so i shouldn’t have laughed
Who do you care about the most?
Minime
Is there anyone you won’t ever forget?
indeed
Have a best friend?
yes indeedy
Has anyone ever told you they loved you, and who?
sure, but to quote fugazi “promises are shit, we speak the way we breathe”
So, what if you ate 59 chalupas?
I would lose consciousness in the booth of that all you can eat restaurant so please pay the tab for me and get some very sturdy busboys to drag me to the back seat of my car to sleep it off.
What are you listening to at the moment?
Slave, by Josh Todd (lead singer o’ Buckcherry), it’s about as f-ing cheerful as I am at this second
Will you be in a relationship in four months?
The only thing I can count on is that I will be the crazy cat lady of West Asheville and will probably have lost that bet & be one dollar broker.
Is there someone that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh you all know something different, the work me, the private me, the soccer me…get together and put the pieces together with gorilla glue
Have you ever wished you had a different last name?
i wanted to only be rid of the first one i had, and now i have no interest in changing it legally again. it’s too hard to change every account, driver’s license, passport, yadda yadda. it’s just a name.
Can you sleep in jeans?
sure
Do you hate drama?
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Have you/could you give up eating meat?
i didn’t eat any for more than 10 years, but went back to it somewhat.
Do you want a tattoo?
i want another, yes. soon. i will stand outside and wait for the money to rain down on my head, then drive to charlotte and let chad have at it.
Has anyone ever called you baby, with meaning?
blech. not if they wanted to live.
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
not at all.
Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen?
absolutely. several someones.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
stifling them and moving on, yes. hiding them, no.
Do you miss anyone?
yeah
Do you wave when you see people you know?
it depends if i like them or want to kick the shit out of them (you didn’t say people i like, just people i know)
How have you felt today?
pissed, slightly less pissed, then fully pissed again really, but mostly at myself
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis?
sugar free red bull and oj make a lovely virgin mimosa
Have you ever told someone you like them?
no, because i dislike everyone, it’s kinder, gentler and safer that way.
What will you be doing at 11:00 AM?
getting minime ready to have lunch with her dad, i suppose.
Name something you have in common with all of your siblings:
they’re all related to me!
Who is the last person who wrote a letter to you on paper?
i dunno but i like handwritten letters and notes. i like to open my mailbox and have real mail.
Last song you sang out loud?
Flowers and Cages by Josh Todd just a few minutes ago
Do you have a dirty mind?
no, i disinfect and deodorize it at least twice a week
Any regrets?
Regrets, I’ve had a few, but I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
But seriously, no, I don’t do regrets. Live and learn and move on.
Are you usually the first to say sorry when you’re in a fight?
I will say sorry if I’m wrong, but I won’t be bullied into a sorry by someone looking for me to give in.
If you could seek revenge on someone, would you?
probably not…that’s a lot of effort
Did anything brighten up your day today? If so, what was it?
nothing so far really, everything is pissing me off
What are you going to do after this survey?
pour a refill
Do you fall for people easily?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How late did you stay up last night and why?
not late, tired
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I can move somewhere else, but for the moment my ass is in this chair and I’m ok with that.