yeah, i’m a little irritable and there’s no chocolate in the house to subdue me…but you know, a lot of people just plain suck. they don’t do what they say they’ll do, even when they swear they’ll do better this time than the last seven times they’ve dropped the ball. irritating. completely irritating.
if you’re reading this and you think maybe you might be one of those people who just plain suck, you probably are one of those people. send me flowers and chocolate: i’ll be home tomorrow to accept both, but leave the offerings at the door and go away so i don’t punch you in the eye. really, as a general rule to keep yourself off the people who suck list, you should send me flowers and chocolate every single monday forever.