You seek refuge this night in Black Mountain, the company of friends and Will Smith on DVD because…
…oh my gawd you married a shrew she’s evil there’s a 666 on her scalp check it while she sleeps she’s unfriendly and evil but not even in a fun way and she makes that face like she’s smelling poop when she meets your friends and oh we don’t like her and we never liked her and it’s ok if you just want to run away and write it off as a big booboo you can say it was all for the nookie it’s fine just be free run away before you spawn and are tethered to beelzebub herself for all eternity it’s not too late it’s not too late it’s not too late save yourselfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff and your ridiculously round butt before there’s no escape.
Love,
Kat
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