I did not know this until just now

So just moments ago, I was soaking in my daily bubble bath…my toes were poking out of the bubbles near the faucet and I realized I really needed to change my nail polish.  So I reached over to get the polish remover (yes, still in the bathtub, so what? I read in the bathtub, talk on the phone, drink wine, it’s a multipurpose area) and I noticed………………………………..nail polish remover has an expiration date.  This bewilders me.  Bread goes moldy, milk gets chunky………nail polish remover goes bad and what? Paints my toenails an unflattering color while I sleep?  I find this so perplexing that I am only wearing a towel while I type this, I had to share it immediately.

So now you know this useless information that will probably push important information right outta your head so you can file it away in memory:  Nail polish remover has an expiration date.