What were you doing at midnight last night?
work, i think. i was up later than i should’ve been.
What did your 5th sent text message say?
i delete my sent texts fairly often, so doubt there is a 5th one, so let’s make one up, like “Alpha One, the eagle has landed and Elvis has left the building. Copy that?”
Who is your favorite rapper?
LL Cool J and of course the Beasties for growing up with me, from fighting for their right to party to wanting to free Tibet.
How many texts are in your inbox as of right now?
no idea, too lazy to look, but not many, i delete them.
What was the last fast food restaurant you went to?
the ultra chic exclusive BK Lounge…
What about sit-down restaurant?
does Cracker Barrel count as a sit-down restaurant?!!!!!! but i’m yearning for Bang Bang Shrimp and a chocolate martini from Bonefish…maybe I can treat myself this weekend…nothing says I’m popular like “table for one” on a Saturday night.
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes, but i’ve gotten out of more than i’ve received, thank gawd for the kindly johnny laws who’ve let me go; i’m a safe driver, just a fast one
Is thereone person in your life that can always make you smile?
a couple, thank you for being you
What time did you go to bed last night?
after midnight sometime
What are you listening to right now?
Heaven Beside You, Alice in Chains
Name everyone in your inbox:
that could take daysssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What did you do today?
worked, took a nice midday break from that work stuff, sat in a meeting for the rest of the day which is harder work than the actual work that I’d rather be doing—it’s so hard to sit there and act like a grownup while my to do list grows and grows and grows as the meeting goes on and onnnnnn
When is your birthday?
in September, but I am open to receiving gifts and homage year round.
How’s your heart lately?
happily hangin’ in there as I nudge people out of burning planes that are going downdowndownnnnnnn
If you have ever sent a text to the wrong person, who did you send it to, what did it say?
dunno ’bout a text, but i have sent an email to the wrong person and that was EMBARASSING AS HELL. drunken emailing is wrong, kids.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
both have their merits. it would be nice to stick my cold feet on someone (sounds enticing, eh? will there be a line at my door in response to that?)
Will next friday be a good one?
this one, probably average, but next one should be good.
When was the last time something bothered you?
today
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
right before I punched someone in the eye. (‘cute’ is usually not a word used to describe me.)
Are you a jealous person?
no, not at all. that’s often perceived as indifference, but no, i just pick my battles carefully.
Done anything illegal lately?
my standard answer to that is “no, officer.”
Describe your life in one word?
everchanging
Do you think age matters in relationships?
once you’re in your twenties, preferably mid to late twenties so you have some life experience to draw on, nah, as long as you’re both adults, age does not matter at all.
Do you like being hugged from behind?
oh me oh my, yes I do, but my space is pretty sacred so I wouldn’t try it if I were you unless you’d like your ass kicked
Have you ever tasted your own tears?
sure
When was the last time you got a haircut?
been a long time, need one, gettin’ wonkier than usual
If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
errrrrr, no. i’m pretty cool with everything as is, thanks.
What are your plans for today?
day’s drawing to a close. i will do some work and hope for a little delayed start to the day in the morning with wintry weather (cmon 2 hour school delay cmon!!!)
Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend?
i have shacked up, but everyone surveyed will agree i am not a good co-habitator; i like to be left the hell alone a lot and that is often misinterpreted and causes icky arguments.
Do you have a thingfor the last person you texted?
if i could say who that was for sure, then i could tell ya
Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
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