I have to do this survey because the Steinster sent it to me and I miss her and because I opened it and 315 bad things will befall all the earthworms in a tri-state area if I don’t fill it out…or something like that, I really didn’t read that part carefully.
1. Do you like blue/bleu cheese? No, I am afraid of it. Isn’t that like the beginnings of penicillin or something in those streaks?
2. Have you ever smoked? Smoked what?
3. Do you own a gun? Nah, who needs one when you’re a ninja?!
4. What flavor Kool-Aid was your favorite? My fave was and is the lime kind. It’s in the fridge now. It’s lovely with Absolut.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No, but I don’t like the girly bits appointment when they are scoping out your darkest depths with the salad tongs or whatever…and they wanna be all conversational with you!
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I really don’t think about them a lot…but there’s nothing better (and greasier) than a chili dog and fries from the Hot Dog King.
7. Favorite Christmas movie? ELF!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Well, if you’d sleep over, you’d know (slumber party, woohoo!). I drink about 100 gallons of water first thing every morning, my asthma and allergy meds make me thirsty. Once I’m suitably sloshy, I can then move on to Diet Coke with Lime or Diet Dr. Pepper.
9. Can you do push ups? Yes but it hurts my rt wrist like a mofo ever since I broke it playing indoor soccer a few years ago.
10. Favorite piece of jewelry? Anything Minime and I made together.
11. Favorite hobby? I don’t have one favorite thing. I am all over the place all the time.
12: Do you have A.D.D./A.D.H.D? Actually, yes, I do. I wouldn’t have told you that last week, but this week, yes, I’ll admit that, because I was an absolute dumbass to try and ignore it (thanks, you, eternal thanks).
13. What’s one trait you hate about yourself? I love me, really, because if I don’t, who will?
14. Middle name? HerRoyalAwesomeness
15. What are you doing at this exact moment? Waiting for the sugar cookies to bake for Minime and Neighbor Girl
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Diet Coke W/ Lime, Red Bull
17. Current worry? No worries really, because everything will work itself out.
18. Something you hate right now? That I’m not on vacation right now, that sucks.
19. Something you love right now? I love my daily email from Bring A Trailer, my morning fix of awesome cars that I will own when I win the lottery this week (I will have the orange Unimog, the orange Porsche AND the orange Bronco, and also that Audi Quattro).
20. How did you bring in the New Year? I have no earthly idea.
21. Where would you like to go? It’s not where you go but who you’re with that really matters…
22. Three people who will complete this? My fellow MySpacers can paste it all over the bulletin board.
23. Do you own slippers? Yes but Minime took them. I resort to socks.
24. What shirt are you wearing right now? purple sweater, I’m a tad chilly
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No, it’s sweaty, yuck.
26. Can you whistle? Yes
27. Favorite color? Black
28. Would you be a pirate? Aye, I would!
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t take showers!
30. Favorite Girl’s Name? I don’t wanna think about that, I’ll just end up adopting another animal
31. Favorite boy’s name? See above
32. What’s in your pocket right now? I am pocketless
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Dad the Bounty Hunter called and asked if I had gas, and I said no that I’d call him next time I farted if he was concerned that I might explode or something. He didn’t think it was funny at all, since he’d just waited in line at the gas station for some time.
34. Best bed sheets as a child? I had pastel rainbow striped ones and a matching bedspread in 6th grade that looked like melting ice cream.
35. Worst injury you ever had? I’m gonna say the whole injury to my back from the first fall off the front steps followed by the fall at work shortly thereafter. Messed me up really bad for more than a year. Losing a year to pain sucked.
36. Do you love where you live? Sure
37. How many TV’s do you have in your house? A couple, but I seldom watch. No time, really.
38. Who is your loudest friend? Probably me!!
39. Does someone have a crush on you? You all do, no matter your gender. I am the bomb.
40. What is your favorite book? Rules of Attraction, Bret Easton Ellis, or most anything by Wally Lamb.
41. Favorite Sports Team? my soccer team, go Holland!
42. What song do you want played at your funeral? Not sure, but I really want you to rock the hell out, there should be a mosh pit, and you are welcome to pull the coffin into it.
Good stuff!
YES!