Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
wow. i don’t even have an answer for that. fuck.
If you could go back and change one thing, what would it be?
not a thing, it all made me who i am today
Name of your first grade teacher?
mrs case
What do you really want to be doing right now?
getting another neck rub would be lovely
What did you want to be when you grew up?
author
How many colleges did you attend?
a bunch so far, one now, surely more to come
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
because it was at the top of the pile
Last thought before going to sleep last night?
i wonder if i drink colloidal silver if it will make me safe from vampires and werewolves. (hey, you asked. and what do you think? i think it’s one of the best ideas i’ve had in ages!)
What errand/chore do you despise?
i do them all, but laundry seems the most futile, because unless you do the laundry naked, you’re making more dirty laundry while you’re washing the dirty laundry. it’s an endless horrible cycle.
Get up early or sleep in?
how’s about i just loll about in the cozy nest that is my bed and entertain guests bearing breakfast foods?
What is your favorite cartoon character?
eduardo from foster’s home for imaginary friends
Have you found real love yet?
real love was a song by jody watley. and a song by the doobie brothers. (see how deft i am at subject changing?!)
When did you first start feeling old?
when i had the option to go out a couple weeks ago and all i wanted to do was get in my pjs and watch a movie all alone and fall asleep
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
a headache from all those people in wal-mart comas…they have their carts sideways in the aisle and they are standing there, mouths open, unable to make a freakin’ selection because there are too many damn options for the simple-minded.
Beach or lake?
either if i can enjoy them at night, please
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I think it’s something I’m not good at, so I think I probably shouldn’t do it anymore. I should take up other hobbies, like maybe macrame or squaredancing, and leave marriage for those stronger than I.
Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
now, if i told you, everyone would find out, now wouldn’t they? i am semi embarassed at how much i loved brad pitt as tristan in legends of the fall. i believe chiquita and i ate an entire cheesecake while pondering and reflecting on the glory of tristan.
What’s your drink?
i like jager shots nice & cold, and i like cape cods. and anything that you buy and put in front of me.
Who from high school would you like to run into?
i’d kinda like to see mikey of mikey and mike, since i’ve seen mike lately. haven’t seen mikey since school.
What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
static so i can listen to my mp3 player
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
neither really
Grey’s Anatomy or The Office?
the office on dvd—i don’t watch my tv on a regular basis, so dvd’s good
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
that i wish i could take back, hmmm…i just wish i hadn’t been baited into losing my temper so many times. i knew the game, but freakin’ got suckered into a rage too many times.
Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work?
no one sits across from me at work. i am all alone. i am an island. i am a lone wolf.
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
i would like to have Glenn Danzig feed me grapes and pet my head and maybe he knows the words to crystal ship, he could sing to me.
Indoors or outdoors?
outdoors at night–just about to go outside and listen to the rain
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
it has been crashed into, i am not the crasher but the crashee, you see
Last book you read?
something about project management
Do you have a teddy bear?
nope
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
in the shower. well, in someone else’s shower. i was in a hurry to get the hell outta there.
Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
to visit don’s new nose
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
at this point, neither. i’d like to just work with what i’ve got for now, thanks.
How old are you?
too old to be answering surveys, but that doesn’t stop me from oversharing.