Girl, I’m so psyched that you got a new job and you’re moving and good for you!! I’m so proud, like I raised you from a pup myself.
But I’ll miss you! Who will be concerned over Brangelina and TomKat with me? Who will reflect over Pam and Tommy Lee: on again, off again? Who will eat wheat-free breakfast cereals with me mixed with applesauce and berries?!?!? OH MY GAWD DON’T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
(good luck on your new adventures—The Kat Box goes with you wherever you are!)